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  2. (Source: websmith, via carlytheaverage)

     


  3. megsquiveringnethers:

    wayward-angel:

     i hate developing a crush on someone because its always the most inappropriate person to have a crush on

    without fail

    Yeah, like a married father over 35…

    image

    (via prostitutes-anonymous)

     

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  5. stolenpandorica:

    elisetheawesome:

    kyoukokiriqiri:

    why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”

    or ”the crimson horror”

    are u guys okay

    (via prostitutes-anonymous)

     


    1. Person: What state do you live in?
    2. Me: Denial.
     

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  7. thenlovecompletesme1213:

    awkwardjamie:

    omfg this is fabulous

    Just remember you’re the one that gets chased down by centaurs at the end of the movie, yahoo. Just remember.

    (Source: thiswontbebigondignity)

     

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  9. chrissykilljoybitchtits:

    inc-omparable:

    im-fandoomed:

    hitlervevo:

    why the fuck cant we text the police

    lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

    Here in Canada you can

    Here in England we just… scream and run

    Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

    (via virgin--lips)

     


  10. galaxys4:

    hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

    (Source: galaxys4, via laughcentre)

     


  11. just-laff:

    egberts:

    if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

    you are one of the great thinkers of our time

    (via laughcentre)

     


    1. me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
    2. me:
    3. me: is that the sun
     


    1. europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
    2. americans: what
    3. europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
     

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